Similar to Poseidon's Kiss, Poseidon's Burn is when bleach or cleaning products are left in the toilet. When pooping, water and cleaning products splash up from the toilet bowl onto your butt or butthole causing a delicious burning sensation.
During defecation, Jennifer felt the delicious feeling of Poseidon's Burn as her log dropped into the pool below.
by defineracoon April 3, 2019
by BJLovesHandies August 9, 2017
This morning when I woke up and went to the bathroom, I totally got a poseidon kiss from that turd I dropped.
by rim_ram_rod March 5, 2016
How one defeats Psoeidon's Kiss:
Placing a couple sheets of fresh toilet paper in the bowl before a sizable bowel movement, reduces the risk of Poseidon's Kiss.
Placing a couple sheets of fresh toilet paper in the bowl before a sizable bowel movement, reduces the risk of Poseidon's Kiss.
Aww man! Poseidon's Kiss again?
Next time try using Poseidon's Pillow!
Hey, who the fuck are you and what is Poseidon's Pillow?
Neverfuckingmind who I am. Poseidon's Pillow is where you simply place a few sheets of toilet paper in the bowl before you take a giant shit.
Oh, sounds cool.
Next time try using Poseidon's Pillow!
Hey, who the fuck are you and what is Poseidon's Pillow?
Neverfuckingmind who I am. Poseidon's Pillow is where you simply place a few sheets of toilet paper in the bowl before you take a giant shit.
Oh, sounds cool.
by Yortisme August 13, 2015
A sexual act involving cunnilingus, where a woman squirts into your mouth with such force and volume, that it comes out of your nose.
I was eating Candy last night when she hit me with Poseidon's Dragon! At least my sinuses are clear now.
by CC-Mac May 22, 2021
by Mark Martwat Jr. February 4, 2018