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Pope in a Bathroom 

A nicer, politer way to say, "Holy crap." This is based on the Pope being holy and most normal people shitting in a bathroom.
Chuck: I just killed a man.
Bruce: Okay....
Chuck: Without using a roundhouse kick.
Bruce: Pope in a bathroom!

It's not like I kicked the Pope in the balls. 

When someone does something wrong but, relatively speaking, it's not that bad.
Becca: Jim, you can't talk that way to old people.
Jim: It's not like I kicked the Pope in the balls.

Does the Pope Pope In the woods? 

A question you ask when the answer is a blisteringly obvious yes.
Makes use of the word 'Pope' as both noun and verb.
"You want another beer?"
'Does the Pope Pope in the woods?!'
"uhhh"
'Gawdamnit, the Pope Popes everywhere, he's the fuckin' pope!'

Does the Pope shit in the woods? 

Does the Pope shit in the woods? An expression derived from the conjugation of two well known expressions that simply mean "obviously". The two expressions are "does a bear shit in the woods?" and "Is the Pope Catholic?"
Q. Hi babe, do you want me to pick up some wine for diner?"
A. "Does the Pope shit in the woods?!"

does the pope shit in a funny hat? 

An answer to a question with an obvious yes.

It's a splice of two phrases
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Does the pope wear a funny hat?
Interviewer to a rock star:
-Have you had sex with groupies?
Rock star:
-does the pope shit in a funny hat?

Does the Pope shit in the woods. 

A sarcastic answer to a question with an obvious yes. Referenced in The Big Lebowski. The reversal of the two words makes the phrase hilarious.

Oh, and I'm not Catholic... but I'm high.
"Does the Pope shit in the woods." or "Does a bear wear a funny hat?" are both examples of phrases to use to be like the dude.