poopy finger 

The correct term for Poopy Finger is the unintentional slipage of your finger off the tolite paper onto you greasy butthole, resulting in a "POOPY FINGER". If not washed will result in a nasty stomach when pablo servers you your soup. See Poopy Soup!

Pablo's poopy finger in my soup tore up my stomach....

poopy finger by Captain Spanky November 9, 2007

Poopy Finger 

When you wipe your butt hole after a poop, and your finger gets poop on it.

John got poopy finger after he forgot to use toilet paper

Poopy Finger by Nandez October 6, 2006

poopy finger 

This midevil game is a favorite past time of the Polish people to entertain themselves on those coold lonely nights. Start by inserting index finger into rectal cavity making sure to get good brown coverage. Next wipe it on the face of 2nd participant. Participant number 2 should then in turn repeat the first step. He who hath the longest skid mark in the end wins...No pun intended. This game can also provide one with hours of non-stop entertainment if tested on unsuspecting parties.

Todds mom enjoys hours upon hours of poopy finger until ammunition runs out.

poopy finger by Chad Jackson December 31, 2003

SLU Poopy fingers (The Legend) 

A talented collegiate scholar has decided to partake in the yearly event in South Tampa. Upon drinking all day the individual has become quite belligerent and rowdy...an example of which is when he refers to an african-american police officer through a racial term. After the epic parade, the overweight male decides to go clubbin with his boys.....while at the club he meets a very whorish drunk-as-fuck female. Almost immediately the male (later to be known as poopy fingers) wants to leave the club and get it in.....

The next morning, Poopy Fingers is overly happy upon his accomplishments from the prior night...these accomplishments include: going ass to mouth, anal intercourse and last but not least doing the one-finger reach around which resulted in having poop all over his hand the next morning.

Needlesstosay, this lad has a bright future!

Next Morning:

RAK: So man how was the night

Poopy: Bro it was a blast, I went ass to mouth!

RAK: WTF that's disgusting

Poopy: Whatever bro I loved it.....btw look at my finger, it has poop on it lol

RAK: You have some serious problems man....u are going to be known as SLU Poopy fingers (The Legend)

Poopy: I know bro....u trying to drink later?

SLU Poopy fingers (The Legend) by SLUStreetRunner July 7, 2011

Poopy Fingers 

When you're fingering a girl and you give her the shocker, and it results in your finger(s) being covered in fecal matter.

"I just gave her the shocker and now I have poopy fingers."

Aw man, there's poopy fingers doing what he does best.

Poopy Fingers by RoyPamCassie October 6, 2010

poop finger

When you are wiping and your finger breaks through the toilet paper causing your finger to touch your poo.

Aw man I have poop finger after that nasty poo.

poop finger by BobnRob October 24, 2008

Poop finger

When one human puts their finger into the anal cavity of another human and pulls it out, resulting in deposition of fecal matter onto the phalanges.

Bro, I was fingering my girls ass and she gave me really bad poop finger.

Oh no man, what did you do?

I had to lick it off like a popsicle.

Poop finger by Butthole penis July 25, 2019