Poopta Gupta Share definition Flag After defecating and then showering, the resulting goop in the perineum area. "Damn, after I shat and showered I had a bad case of poopta gupta. I'm gonna go tell Samantha about it." Poopta Gupta by Jason Schwartzman March 1, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Poopta Gupta mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch