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Poop Bucket 

The song that goes like this:

Chorus:
Ooooohhhhhhh poop
Ooooohhhhhhh poop
Ooooohhhhhhh poop bucket

Verse #1:
If you hate somebody
You can call them
Call them, call them, call them
Oh if you hate someone you can caaalllll them
A poop bucket.

Verse#2:
You can use me,

if you hate somebody.
Call them a poo
Call them a poo
Oh you can call them a poop bucket.

Verse #3:
If you can't swear
You can call them

A very bad word
WHAT"S THAT WORD!?!
It's a poop bucket!

Verse #4:
You could call them a douche
Give them a smootch
Steal their tooth
But in truth
we all know they are nothing but a

POOP BUCKET!
The church choir sang the song Poop Bucket and it moved me to tears.
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Poop Bucket 

Person #1: Don't be such a poop bucket.
Person #2: WTF, STFU!
Poop Bucket by katiehatespoopbuckets November 23, 2011

Poop Bucket 

A child or group of children who bahave badly. Also used as substitute for a name.
Peson #1: This child pisses me off so much
Person #2: They are a poop bucket!

OR

Person #1: These are all poop buckets!

*If you are very angry, you can substitute poop for shit.

Alaskan Poop Bucket

The act of Masturbating into a bucket filled with feces then dumping it onto your special someone's groinal region before coitus.
My lover and I had a night of passion. We tried out the Alaskan Poop Bucket and it went well.
Alaskan Poop Bucket by Thefryinhawaiin September 15, 2021

Classic poop in a bucket above a door trick

When someone walks through a door boobytrapped with a bucket of poop above the door.
"watch out Ronnie we gotta make sure Mark doesn't pull the Classic poop in a bucket above a door trick"

poopbucket 

a person who possesses such a contrite and obnoxious and/or mean personality that they have the face value of a bucket of cow shit.
You won't give me your car? Wow, you're a poopbucket!
poopbucket by Irene the Queen May 13, 2005
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