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poo crumbs

Crumbs of shit that remain in the toilet even after u flush.
Omg, someone left me poo crumbs in the toilet.
poo crumbs by Pavelski8 April 27, 2007
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Poo Crumbs

Those little bits of poo left in the toilet after it has been flushed.
Girl goes to use toilet after her boyfriend..., "hey get back in here are get rid of these poo crumbs!"
Poo Crumbs by Mighty Muffin May 31, 2016

Poo Crumbs

1. Small crumbs of poo-ey loo roll debris left around the floor area of a toilet when someone - usually a guy - wipes their butt too hard and vigorously after doing a poo. Often happens when one is in a hurry or gets disturbed from normal poo routine, and turns and stands to wipe.Totally gross.

2.What you can therefore call someone who totally creeps you out or you find disgusting
1. Holy crap dude, why do you always make so much poo crumbs?

2. That guy is a stinky poo crumb
Poo Crumbs by Honey Monroe July 10, 2011

poo crumbs

the leftover poo left in the toilet bowl after you flush and scrub your skidmarks off.
"stop leaving poo crumbs in the toilet!"
poo crumbs by hasotomynaso April 10, 2025

Poo-Poo Crumbs

Tristan....
Tristan is Poo-Poo Crumbs
Bro you can't even wipe correctly, You got Poo-Poo Crumbs out the wazoo
Poo-Poo Crumbs by OhMyFFMGod January 13, 2023

poo crumbles 

the shit left behind from lack of wipeage not well liked when trying to get the dupie from a female
Man, that bitch has poo crumbles don't get the dupie from her.

poocrumb 

a poocrumb is where one has a poo and there is remanence of poo left on the hair around the anus. Can also be used as an insult.
Gary wiped his arse and there was poocrumb left on there!
or You poocrumb!
poocrumb by Jack Pemberton November 18, 2007
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