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Pomgolia 

New Zealand term of abuse for Britain, reflecting the terrifying, dangerous wasteland that it has become. Used by British expatriates who have moved to NZ. Pom = Australian & NZ slang for a British person + suffix suggesting Mongolia, windblown desert area of Asia, renowned for its banditry, unpleasant climate and remoteness from civilisation.
An Auckland conversation I overheard:
Gregg: Do you think you'll ever go back to the UK, Dad?
Gregg's dad: What? Pomgolia? Not fucking likely, not after last time. I'm leaving that disgusting shit hole behind me.
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Pomgolia 

Frighteningly cold hell-hole in the Northern Hemisphere inhabited by pastey whingers with a general lack of sporting ability.

Many centuries ago Pomgolians ruled the world. Now they are a laughing stock.
Many folk flee Pomgolia to avoid the climate and fat wankers
Pomgolia by Don Paullo January 22, 2006
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pomgolian 

A derogatory term for the English. Used by Australians, albeit infrequently. An extension of the normal slang term 'Pom'. Sometimes used in regard to an English person who has lived in said country for quite some time, utilised its welfare/benefit/healthcare system and has yet to take up citizenship (in a nation where dual-citizenship is recognised).
"If you Pomgolians want to bitch about everything wrong with this country, the least you can do is get your Austrlalian citizenship. Otherwise, fuck off back to Pomgolia!
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