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Guy1:hey did u see that l
Pokle?
Guy2:yeah i just tried some of his stuff and i thew up rainbows
Guy1:holy fuuuuck!, thats blood man!
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When someone pokes you on the side of your stomach and it tickles. it's like a poke and a tickle.
Hey man, do you wanna stop pokling me?
pokle by alaina June 29, 2005
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the epidemy of bad words often used by babies
pokle by anonymous September 15, 2020
A long, slender stick used by skiers for balance, propulsion, and control while moving on snow. Called “pokey poles” because they poke the snow to aid navigation.
Example: “Don’t forget your pokle before we hit the slopes."
pokle by mobsturtle December 19, 2025

son of a pokle 

When someone calls you a “son of a pokle” it is the highest form of insult. This is about ten times worse than being called a “son of a b*tch” and it means that the person who said it has a strong belief that you should go die in hole because no one likes you
Damn, that guy is so annoying...what a son of a pokle!

Poke the beasty and feed it some grass 

The compex analysis of theoretical problems with no solutions.
Megan: I need some help deriving the isothermal expansion of reversible work.
Joe: Well, just poke the beasty and feed it some grass.

Razzy Poke 

To inappropriately poke things up your ass
That lad there loves nothing else than a good old Razzy Poke
Razzy Poke by Greg_the_Smeg February 18, 2019
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