Poink

Anything...
Generally a noun.
When used to describe a person, it turns to 'Poinkster'

"That Poinkster over there stole that poink and was being all poink about it"
"Man! What a poinkster!"

by Mrs. Ocampo April 19, 2010

another word for hump shag bonk i made it up whilst in a chatroom and didnt wana use rude words!

"Fancy a good poinkin?!"
"Poink me goood baybeee!"

by Laura September 18, 2004

poink

"Old McDonald had a farm, and was one of the most prolific poinkers of the early twentieth century."

by Koshy July 20, 2005

v. Being retarded and poking someone in the eye.

"Poink! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye... Then it's hilarious.

by Irob March 10, 2003

To kill something or blow it up and the sound commonly sounds like poink

MWa ha ha i just poinked you good
I went poink

by jackaman June 12, 2006

To poink is to have sex with somebody without having an erection.

"Although I'm not turned on by you, Sally, I could still poink you. You might not feel much, but that's all I'll offer."

by Majugs February 23, 2005

To poink your daughter for being naughty.
AKA fuck her.

I poinked my daughter last night
for being a naughty girl.

Lets poink your daughter
together

by Brooke and Jami January 17, 2009