No nut November Poem

When the nut was plentiful,

when the nut was tender

because I'm fasting from the nut,

I go outside to clear my mind

but I see a nut tree,

I see nuts of every kind

And so I being to wonder

if fasting from the nut is a blunder

should I just go crazy?

should I release the thunder?

But oh, no!

I made a bet that I could resist the nut

and I am not about it!

Best believe I'm not paying that five dollars.

A week left in my journey

for the nut I am yearning.

The nut will not bug me,

I'm not a roly poly

I am a man, the nut will not control me.

So December comes blooming,

blooming like a daisy.

Best believe, night of December;

your boy is going crazy.

“I’m struggling this November”
“Let me bless you with some motivational speech, listen to this No Nut November Poem”

by Yung_Samoan November 9, 2019

No Nut November Poem

It’s October 31, the cum is protruding

The darkness of No Nut November is blooming

I go to the bathroom, for one last time

Before I am tortured, and lose my mind

I lock the door, and go on Incognito

And watch a girl fuck herself with a Cheeto

I may go crazy, even insane

But No Nut November isn’t a game

I accept the challenge with open arms

And stop watching the videos — all rated R

‘Tis the last day of this terrible month

The torture and pain was all too much

As November fleats, you bast believe,

When December comes, I’ll be beating my meat

Dude 1:Hey bro did you see the No Nut November Poem
Dude 2: I failed ill take a look tho

by Reno Bumsnot November 19, 2018

Fatty Matty Poem

Fatty Matty 😊

Fatty Matty has a wrinkly dog
fatty Matty doesn’t stop eating hot dogs

Fatty Matty has no balls
and he’s so fat he has to crawl

Fatty Matty wanks off chicks

he defo has a small inverted dick

~ Kloe *****
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The beautiful Fatty Matty Poem was created by Kloe ***** when she got called a cancer patient.

by klutzygaylea July 13, 2020

Russian Love Poem

The act of sodomizing your partner with a banana whilst they have a banana allergy.

The best Russian Love Poem I've had was actually in Uganda.

by VoNotAHoe April 13, 2019

i said a joke not a poem

A phrase used by youtuber Jacksucksatlife when trolling a hacker on Play.Skycade.net and she wrote him a BLOODY POEM when he said he wanted a JOKE.

'Roses are red
Coal is black
Skycade is fun
I hope this is jack'
That was incredible jocie! But guess what.
I said a joke.
I didnt say a poem josie
I SAID A BLOODY JOKE, I DIDNT SAY A POEM
Where is the punchline, how is that a punchline 'skycade is fun' thats not a joke josie i said a joke not a poem josie I SAID A JOKE NOT A POEM

by EditorKaiIsABrush June 28, 2019

sad drunk boy poem

An angsty sad poem which is badly written because the poet/author was a drunk 20-sum year old boy who got his heart broken in a melodramatic way and is unable to cope with simple life problems, and that of which is what his poems reflect

*In English Class*
"What kind of stuff does Eddy write?"

"Oh, He only writes Sad Drunk Boy poems."

by English Student411 January 29, 2017

Cold to warm poem💔💔💔

I love you in many ways he can’t uk it’s true in gon lie it break my heart to see yu wit sumbody new uk imma be waitin waitin to love yu I got pain in my eyes I can’t see pressuh on my chest I can’t breath and dis lump in my neck made me need yu I been thinkin btchu so much it don make since u got a new dude I understand that but he ain gon compare to me i don know who’s talkin if it’s me or da jealousy ion want nobody else in your arms being held but me trials nd tribulations dis is just a trial but u gon come back cuz god knows I been missin u for a wild he can kiss u hug u but not in my style or fashion wen it comes to your love I’m strictly bt action nd now the way things goin imma have to compete till u safely in my arms asleep my mission will then be complete dis is from da heart so please don’t start I been scarred but da love u gave me then and now will my heart without you I’m torn apart to peace’s of the puzzle datll make dis heart change from cold to warm💔💔💔 I love u in my arms

Cold to warm poem💔💔💔 I love you ain nobody make me feel the way u do nd u can’t lie nobody make u feel da way I do I’m tellin u befoe the end of the yr imma have u bck nd Ian lettin go🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾

by Cody/Dakota February 16, 2022