plenking 

Plenking - to plenk

The use of a irregular and irritating space between a word and a punctuation mark.

This is so funny !!!

Why are you doing this to me, why are you plenking ?

plenking by Zeis September 4, 2012

Plenking 

The act of tying 5 or more rubber bands around the penis to where it starts to turn blue, cold and enlarges. This act only works when the penis is at peak erection

Girlfriend (your girlfriend)-Wanna smash *winking emoji*
Sigma male man (me)-Na bitch I'm Plenking

Plenking by Woimey September 28, 2022

Plinking 

Also "Plinking about" Non-serious, fun shooting at targets, often tin cans.

Most commonly with air pistols/rifles and other low-power weapons.

"I use my Webbley pistol for plinking about in my yard"
"Spitfire pellets are good plinkers"

Plinking by Humphro October 9, 2004

involuntary planking 

Passing out face forward. When you're so drunk or bored or tired you just fall on your face. (origin: CuteWinFail)

Wedding's so boring that this guy got drunk and totally wound up involuntary planking on the dancelfoor!

involuntary planking by Snackface October 21, 2011

epicurean planking 

the act of taking pictures of your food, no matter how disgusting or appetizing it looks, and posting it on social networking sites because you feel that others need to see what you're eating.

Gloating over the fact that he was eating Italian food in Italy while his friends were back home eating Chef Boyardee Ravioli, John decided to annoy his friends with a little epicurean planking.

epicurean planking by der Sonnenschein December 19, 2011

planking 

Proof that humanity has sunk to its lowest point in history thus far. It is the act of lying completely flat across pretty much anything in an urban setting. A friend will take pictures of the act and, of course, post them on Facebook or Twitter. Much favored by hipsters, douchebags, and the like. This trend is currently sweeping the internet, reason: unknown.

Proof that literally ANYTHING can catch on if enough idiots think it is "cool".

Hipster 1: "Hey guy, I just took some awesome planking photos at the Starbucks downtown!"

Hipster 2: "DUDE! I was planking on some benches at the quad yesterday!"

Normal person: "You guys are fucking stupid."

planking by OhJustGetOverIt July 21, 2011

planking 

When a man has really bad morning wood but he also has to pee so he lays on top of the toilet to pee

I broke my nose because I fell off the toilet while planking this morning

planking by Im IN Faze Clan 101 January 2, 2016