Plan A

A: The unfailing manly response to an incoherent active stimuli.
B: Shooting wildly into the jungle after hearing a twig snap.

Man 1: I just heard a noise over there, what should we do?
Man 2: PLAN A!!!!

by mrgablesreality November 14, 2011

Plan A

A discreet and hilarious way to talk about anorexia. Linked closely with Plan B, or bulimia

I tried plan A but I needed to have something in my mouth, so I turned to plan B.

by Monty James November 22, 2004

Plan A

Plan A is the simple act of throwing a brick through someones window and or televison set. This brick must of course be labeled "Plan A" and all bricks thereafter must be labeled according to the plan.

Azool: Yo, this fool be bustin' my balls, ya heard me?
Sin: Word son, so heres what we're gonna do.. We'll Plan A his Window, then Plan B his Television.

by Micro$oft December 13, 2004

Plan A

The act of chatting to a hot girl at a bar. In most cirumstances the act will involve asking the girl for oral sex.

Once Plan A fails it is customary to follow up with plans B,C,D and often ending with Plan E. All taking place at the bar or on the dancefloor.

Prangers : See that girl over there?
Buzzup : Boosted! 85!
Prangers : Lets Go Plan A

by Sanch May 8, 2004

Plan A

Abortion.

Bro #1: You nail that girl, bro?
Bro #2: Nailed her raw and filled her tank.
Bro #1: So fucking chill, she on the pill?
Bro #2: No.
Bro #1: You take her for some Plan B?
Bro #2: Not really my style. I'll probably wait a few months and then take her in for some Plan A.

by WhatAreYourInterests May 26, 2010

Plan A

When you took your plan B prior to indulging in short term sexual activities.

Thot on Saturday night : “Gurllllllllll, plan A tonight! I took plan B in the Uber!”

by HShaw04 October 5, 2017

plan for the plan

business jargon that represents the fact that no one knows what the fuck they are doing

We can't commit to that yet, we need to develop a plan for the plan first.

by FlatGreenBall February 26, 2021