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pissed in your cheerios 

"Sorry to have pissed in your Cheerios, but that chick that just gave you a blowjob has an Adam's apple and a hard-on."

Pissed in the pickles 

Australian slang for having said or done something that has ruined a situation.
Bob’s pissed in the pickles again. He criticised the boss in front of a client.

who pissed in your cornflakes? 

Idiom meaning "Why are you in a bad mood?", implying discontent with the other person's attitude. As it is a rhetorical question, no response is expected. Often used in situations where the person being asked is angry as the result of an underlying cause and therefore snaps at people who have nothing to do with this cause.
Jordan: "How was your day, Hector?"

Hector: "Go to Hell, moron!"

Jordan: "Who pissed in your cornflakes?"

who pissed in your coffee 

When someone is in a particularly foul mood first thing in the morning. Many people will have a cup of coffee before anything else is taken care of. Therefore their coffee must have been pissed in to start their day off so badly.
Joe: "Hi Jack! Wonderful day isn't it?"
Jack: "Ah fuck yourself you fucking fuck!"
Joe: "Well who pissed in your coffee this morning asshole!"

go die in a hole i pissed in 

i'll often tend to say this then im mad. i will also say go die in a hole in the depths of hell that i took a shit in.
"wow, buddy. now that wasnt very nice."
"go die in a hole i pissed in"

Who pissed in youre cereal

to describe someone who is more grumpy or short tempered than normal.
"you never ever listen anymore James!!"

"jeeez, who pissed in youre cereal mum!"