(1) One of the Fir tree species of the Pacific Northwest. (2) 1970's and 1980's Northern California slang for an employee of the U.S. Forest Service.
(1) "Don't cut down that Piss Fir, it is a shade tree." (2) "Those Piss Firs made a lot of money during fire season."
by HappyAssArrows July 17, 2022
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The act or art of ruining someone's moment of glory, self-confidence or happiness, usually by putting them down, or showing your superiority over them.
The act or art of ruining someone's moment of glory, self-confidence or happiness, usually by putting them down, or showing your superiority over them.
Bob: "Wow, I finished in 2:34!"
Jim: "I finished in 1:47, bitch."
Bob: "Dude, way to piss on my fireworks..."
or;
John: "Yes! I just got to level 4!"
Pete: "Hah! I've finished the game, arseface!"
John: "Ouch, why do you always have to piss on my fireworks..."
Jim: "I finished in 1:47, bitch."
Bob: "Dude, way to piss on my fireworks..."
or;
John: "Yes! I just got to level 4!"
Pete: "Hah! I've finished the game, arseface!"
John: "Ouch, why do you always have to piss on my fireworks..."
by Ghoul1432 January 27, 2009
Get the Piss on my Fireworks mug.to stop a fight. to put out a fire. it's a win, win. ur relieving youreself and putting out a fire. (while camping usually)
person 1: 'this fight is so stupid.'
person 2: 'u no what u must do.'
person 1: 'i no, i no, i'll go piss on the fire.'
person 2: 'u no what u must do.'
person 1: 'i no, i no, i'll go piss on the fire.'
by hyper_chicky March 1, 2009
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I would rather watch you die from internal hellfire, rather than extinguish your flaming innards with my urine.
I would rather watch you die from internal hellfire, rather than extinguish your flaming innards with my urine.
Suzie: Hey man you are a fucking dick, why do you treat everyone like shit?
Balls Hampton: Fuck you bitch! I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire.
Suzie: Weeps uncontrollably
Balls Hampton: Fuck you bitch! I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire.
Suzie: Weeps uncontrollably
by GGR September 29, 2008
Get the I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire. mug.The first piss you take on a night out that opens the floodgates and makes you need to go every 8-10 minutes.
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