Pirate Patch 

Anus areola that is exposed when a woman wears a thong and bends over. In other words, the darker colored skin around the bung that a woman might reveal while wearing a g-string.
Slightly different from an alternate definition that refers to the triangle patch of fabric or whale tail near the top of the thong, this varient is specific to exposed penumbra of flesh around the butthole which combined with buttfloss looks like an Eyepatch a pirate might wear.

After buying a tiny thong bikini, Jane also paid for a Bleached Asshole so she wasn't showing pirate patch every time she bent over to pick up her tanning lotion at the beach.

Pirate Patch by BFinlayson December 9, 2012

pirate patch 

The REAL true original name for "eyepatch"
As the English language deteriorated over time into various forms of slang, the word "eyepatch" was introduced into society. Thus, incorrectly replacing "pirate patch."

Tina: I really need a pirate patch to wear.

Son" You mean an eye patch?

Tina: Nooo it's really called an pirate patch! Look it up on urban dictionary!

Son: Oh, you're so right, it IS called a pirate patch. I'm so stupid and you're so smart Tina.goshhhh

pirate patch by ohhhwhatnow October 31, 2009

pirate patch 

the triangle of fabric in the back of thong underwear, referred to when it peeks out of the top of a woman's pants, named as such because of the two srings holding it up and the fact that it covers
"the brown eye"

she's not that hot but I can't help but look every time she bends over I find myself staring right at her pirate patch

pirate patch by storkwood March 23, 2009

pirate patch 

taking immense pleasure in releasing faeces onto a womans eye thus making it appear as a pirates patch.

ooo aaargh bitch ur a real pirate now!!

pirate patch by Shimone October 28, 2003

Pirate Patch

When a man with one testicle places it over the eyes of a partner, much like the Arabian Sunglasses.

"My husband gave me a Pirate Patch for Halloween. Wasn't quite what i was expecting...."

Pirate Patch by autisticpirate October 12, 2025

Tallahassee Pirate Patch 

When after anal intercourse, you take the scat and cover your partners eyelid with it, then drag the penis across the forehead leaving a line, like the string holding up the patch.

Hey dude you want me to give you a Tallahassee pirate patch ?

Tallahassee Pirate Patch by Bigbdub May 17, 2010

Patch Pirate 

One in the bass fishing community who shows up to to tournaments and other gatherings wearing patches and logos of product found in the fishing world trying to portray the image of affiliation with a brand. Gernerally speaking these are the type of people who are on internet forums preaching the word of fishing and how great they are, but are usually posers' who work a regular 9-5 job and would like others to think they are professional fisherman.

"At least you will look like you know what you are doing if you fish with that patch pirate."

Patch Pirate by Captain Fabulous April 24, 2008