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Philmont Mile 

A measure of distance anywhere between 5 steps and 5 miles. Given by Rangers at Philmont who have no idea what the actual distance to where you are going, so they completely bullshit their answer when you ask them how far it is to anywhere.
Scout: How far is it from Shaefer's Pass to the Tooth of Time?
Ranger: It's exactly 1.75 miles.
Scout: Since that is 1.75 Philmont miles, its probably about 4 real miles.

Philmont 

1. a large plot of land in the New Mexican rockies where boys become men on treks anywhere from 10 to 21 days long.

2.some people's definitions of hell.
1. scout friend : "dude, i went to Philmont this summer and learned all this great stuff, what did you do?"
Friend of scout: "umm.. wasted my life with video games?"

2. "when you die, you go on an eternal Philmont trek!"
Philmont by Trinity1013 July 12, 2009

philmont 

The largest youth camp in America. The most beautiful place in the world, located in Cimarron, New Mexico. It is known for its training facilities and extraordinary backpacking and cavalcade treks. They have special programs that allow young men and women the chance to hike the entire backcountry and learn new and valuble skills. The most extraordanary of these programs is Rayado, a three week backpacking trip.
Bill: How was your trek at Philmont.
Aaron: Are you joking me, it was amazing! I've never been any place that awesome!
philmont by Amy Archer February 18, 2008

philmont 

The biggest test of manhood in the world. 12 days of backpacking in the New Mexico highlands, anywhere from 70-90 miles among 12 thousand foot mountains. Their trademark is big manly 12 inch body armor belt buckles.
Find a big tough guy, and look at his belt. THAT, my friend, is Philmont.
philmont by Macadaciouse July 14, 2004

Piemont's ridge 

A specific anatomical region located between the anus and penis of a male. After the act of feces release, feces often collects in Piemont's ridge. Those oblivious to this fact will generally have a nasty butt region.
Girl: I gave John a rim job and it was great until my mouth grazed Piemont's ridge, after that my face was covered in shit.

Patrick: My butt has been itchy all day and it smells like crap.
Dan: You clearly didn't know to wipe Piemont's ridge.
Piemont's ridge by Koooch May 18, 2010

piemont comunity charter

a hell like school where your sole dies
i have to go to hell aka piemont comunity charter