PFM

Stands for pure fucking magic.

Something that cannot be explained is PFM.

"I don't know how it works, it must be PFM"

PFM by Happy Teddy May 5, 2018

PFM

Peyton Fucking Manning. Abbreviation for Peyton Manning an American football player in the NFL. The abbreviation was first made (due to FCC regulations)

on a sports talk radio station in Denver upon the signing of Peyton Manning to the Denver Broncos on 3/20/2012.

The Denver broncos just signed PFM! Peyton Fucking Manning! I can't believe it!

PFM by Hellcat44 December 28, 2012

PFM

Pure fucking magic.

Person A: How the hell does a person sing in harmony with themselves?

Person B: PFM.

PFM by Bella Bartalk October 14, 2013

pfm

Please forgive me.

I accidentally fell on top of your mom. pfm Please forgive me.

pfm by the mitchell October 23, 2009

pfm

An acronym for a Penis Face Massage. A relaxing and erotic face massage using a flaccid penis. The soft glans penis can be used with or without foreskin. Known to reduce the appearance of lines on the face, while increasing the appearance of balls on the face.

"What are you doing after work today?"

"I'm so stressed! I just want to go home and get a PFM from my boyfriend."

"That sounds great, can I come over and get one too?"

"Of course not you fucking whore, die in a fire."

pfm by Licensed Massage Therapist November 17, 2011

PFM

Please Fuck Me

*Squad sends a pic of smoke smoke
PFM

PFM by JboiOnTehPen November 3, 2019

pfm

Pure Fucking Magic

Getting the systems to run around here takes PFM.

pfm by Charlie O February 3, 2003