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Zeig mir deine pflaume 

Words of wisdom by the hottes German guitar player ecer.
Interviewer: Can you say something in German?
Tom:Zeig mir deine pflaume!
Interviewer: What does that mean?
Bill: Hey sunshine!
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German slang for "cunt".

Translates literally to "plum."
Woman: You speak German? Teach me something!
Man: Zieg mir diene pflaume.
Woman: What does that mean?
Man: Hello, Sunshine.
pflaume by Crumpets July 19, 2009
Onomatopoeia for someone or something moving with extremely low energy or collapsing.
Look at that guy just pflumffing around.

Are you just going to pflumff around all day?
Pflumff by shinsyotta December 23, 2020

Pflaumer 

A teacher who thinks they know what they're doing, but 99.9% of the time, is clueless. Uses brain rot terms incorrectly, and likely will bribe students to make them do work. Often a younger teacher, commonly regarded as a bitch, or a tryhard
"Dude...that teacher is SUCH a Pflaumer..."
Pflaumer by Young Nut February 20, 2025
A teacher who thinks they know what they're doing, but 99.9% of the time, is clueless. Uses brain rot terms incorrectly, and likely will bribe students to make them do work. Often a younger teacher, commonly regarded as a bitch, or a tryhard
"Dude...that teacher is SUCH a Plaumer..."
Plaumer by Young Nut February 20, 2025
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026