The feeling of regret experienced after taking the 'Rona jab, only to have to continue taking additional jabs, booster shots, and developing heart issues.
"Jim began having Pfizer's Remorse, thinking that showing off the 'I got vaxxed' sticker would lead to getting in that Blue-haired barista's pants, but instead all he got was Myocarditis."
by Loperman November 22, 2021
by bbliss17 June 13, 2022
The kind of science that strips away all the baggage and hoopla that has for centuries burdened the true root of all scientific endeavors : alchemy in the wild and asinine conclusions. Let's say you want to create a "vaccine" to prevent the spread of the "Evil Eye". With modern science you couldn't even get that project off the ground, which means a super spreader of Evil Eye. Now, with Pfizer Science you start with an assumption like, "Enough good eyes will beat evil eyes". Then, you just grind up enough of those and inject them into half a dozen mice. If they don't die instantly,,, Success! Package and mandate it for every man, woman, and child... might as well do all the mice too since it's so safe and effective.
by thearchangelofsex May 4, 2023
A visor with the Pfizer logo given to people who don't get to get the vaccine on the game show "So you think you can get the vaccine" Hosted by Dr. Anthony Fauci. (Kate McKinnon)
SNL's Version: Lovely Pfizer Visor- Its a visor with the work Pfizer on it
SNL's Version: Lovely Pfizer Visor- Its a visor with the work Pfizer on it
"A reminder, any contestant not going home with a vaccine will take home one of our highly desirable consolation prizes like a Pfizer Visor."
by Daugh March 21, 2021
This is a sexual move that can be practiced in a variety of ways It’s where you give your partner a dead arm then stick your penis their armpit crease alternatively you masturbate with a dead arm but in the elbow crease for a more sensual experience you may offer this up as an alternate of the ‘handjob’ to give you partner pleasure
by Joliver smodfith August 23, 2021
person 1: wow, did you hear that ramona is a pfizer princess?
person 2: wow, shes so lucky. i got moderna.
person 2: wow, shes so lucky. i got moderna.
by neutralcumhotel July 14, 2021
Like a regular snowball, but when your homie has copped the Covid 19 vaccine so you are sharing the heard immunity.
Person 1: Man I can't go outside yet, I haven't copped the Covid Jab
Person 2: I got you man, I'm already immune. Lemme give you a Pfizer snowball
Person 1: How were you eligible for a vaccine so early?
Person 2: What vaccine?
Person 2: I got you man, I'm already immune. Lemme give you a Pfizer snowball
Person 1: How were you eligible for a vaccine so early?
Person 2: What vaccine?
by Sanchez 42 April 12, 2021