'Pfhlægië'
A term used to describe the negative emotional effects of
thinking about almond milk.
Mostly used out of frustration when
someone cannot stop thinking about how
wrong almond milk is.
Jeremy; "
Ugh, you do know almonds
don't have any
titties right?"
Arnaldo; "PFHLÆGIË GOD YOU'RE RIGHT!"
Jeremy; "How do they even milk almonds? It just isn't right.."
Arnaldo; "Aren't almonds nuts?"
Jeremy; "Yes, why?"
Arnaldo; "...Nevermind."