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Fake Patty's Day 

Once upon a time there was a holiday called St. Patrick's Day that everyone wanted to celebrate by drinking green beer and singing that song that says, "Oh baby you...got what I neeed!" It was a lot of fun until the government and college officials got together in a conspiracy to strip college students at KState of any possible fun they might have. They decided to make Spring Break happen at the same time as St. Patrick's Day, thus condensing two fun times into one and student's were like "nooo! not fair!" So they got together with the Aggieville peeps and said, "lets make our own FAKE holiday that will be tight so we can have two fun times again!" Then they made Fake Patty's Day and everyone bought shirts to wear from THREAD Hot and Fresh T-Shirts made to order! Now it's like the biggest holiday in the world and people come from Russia and Australia just to take part in the ritualistic beer drinking and dance-offs with officials trying to stop Fake Patty's from happening.

The end.

Ps. Popular mythology claims that on the day of Fake Patty's Day, every rainbow in the world ends in Manhattan Kansas.
I know, I got a Fake Patty's Day from that t-shirt place, and then I threw up in it!

That's pretty shitty 

Something someone does to you that's messed up. Usually a promise or agreement that is broken when the person who broke the promise or agreement knew he was going to break it and did not tell you until it was too late.
Josh: "Hey Brian. Can you drive me to the train station at 4:30?"
Brian:"Yea man no problem"
Josh: (Later)"Hey Brian it's 4:45 where are you?"
Brian: "O yea my bad man I went over my new girlfriends house."
Josh: Don't you think you should of told me that, I'm gonna miss my train now.
Brian: My bad
Josh: Wow man that's pretty shitty.

Fake Patty's Day 

Like St. Patrick's Day, only a week earlier. Located in Aggieville, it was started by Kansas State University students who wanted to celebrate together in Manhattan, Kansas before spring break when everyone will be gone.
Hey, tomorrow is Fake Patty's Day.

I know, let's get faked up!
Fake Patty's Day by ringman42 January 20, 2011

Patty's Day

What dumb Americans call March 17th, thinking it is the abbreviation for St. Patrick's Day. The correct abbreviation is Paddy, as the name comes from the Gaelic 'Padraig'.
Dude look they dyed the river green for Patty's Day. Did you know I'm Irish? Yeah my grandfather once went there on holiday so I'm totally Irish. Happy Patty's Day!
Patty's Day by stillundersiege July 21, 2016

State Patty's Day 

The drinking holiday in State College, PA that takes place once every year, usually in February. State Patty's day was created in 2007 when Saint Patrick's Day fell on spring break. Students still wanted to celebrate the drinking holiday with their friends at school, so they created this faux-holiday. The holiday has been growing in popularity year after year but is very controversial because of the large number of people arrested and sent to the hospital for alcohol poisoning.
"Hey bro, what are you doing for State Patty's Day?"
"Some of my friends from NJ are coming up and we're going to a day long at Sig Tau"

That's pretty salty 

That's pretty cool. That's awesome. Sweet. That puts hair on my balls.

This phrase pretty much describes anything that looks, seems, or is cool in any way, shape, or form.
That's pretty salty.