Pete Moss
Pete Moss by Dayman11389 August 1, 2011
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Pete Moss is a mythical Saturday morning AM talk show radio host that talks about plants and growing green grass. He yells at his callers for asking him questions about how to have a greener lawn. He tells them to read his book and then hangs up on the callers.
Hey Dude, I called into the AM radio talk show this morning and asked the host about how to make my lawn greener. He yelled at me and he told me to read his book, then slammed the phone down.
Dude, did you call Pete Moss?
Yes, how did you know?
Dude, did you call Pete Moss?
Yes, how did you know?
Pete Moss by Rascal-Flatts May 24, 2021
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