Pet Co

a Asian buffet

Asian man 1: Hey dude I'm hungry
Asian man 2: You want to go to Pet Co?
Asian man 1: HELL YEAH!

by CrunchyRBLX November 29, 2019

Pet Coal

Cousin to the Pet Rock

Trixie thought she had been good all year and asked Santa Claus to bring her a puppy for Christmas, but when she woke up Christmas morning and looked in her stocking, all she found was a lump of coal, which she later named Pepper and he became her Pet Coal. She marketed the idea and made a million dollars the following year.

by NonnaK December 24, 2010

pet coon

A raccoon which one befriends and cares for. Often used in comparison to describe someone wild or crazy.

You're crazier than a pet coon.

by Eric Simmons December 8, 2003

pet cock

1. the #1 penis one is currently having sex with- no strings attached

2. the alternative penis one is having sex with while #1 cock is out of town

I need another pet cock until my pet cock comes back Monday.

by Bicycle101 November 19, 2010

pet cock "rome"

Last roman emperors pet rooster who he loved dearly

Person 1: my emperor I'm afraid rome has perished.

Emperor: what? What do you mean? it just ate from my hands 20 minutes ago

Person 1: my emperor I am talking about the city rome,not your pet cock "rome". news has arrived that alaic has sacked the city.

Emperor: Thank god! You had me worried for a moment there. how would I live without my dearest cock in this cruel world

by Sussy imposter gay balls October 9, 2021

pet cow

a guy you just met that you think is hot can be your pet cow. you choose

meeting a hot guy going up to him saying hi.. whats your name and then pat him on the head and say you are now my pet cow :) (only if you think he is hot)

by pet cow lover ♥ October 6, 2012

pet cock valve

The valve at the bottom of your car's radiator

"Open the pet cock valve to drain the coolant"

by odis85 October 9, 2006