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Pennywise surprise

When you are banging a chick you pull out nut on a cherry pie , then hand her a balloon to distract her , you say " hello Georgie " to get her attention and smash the pie in her face to resemble being bloody . You say you'll float too and take off.
Did you hear about Joe he gave that stripper a pennywise surprise last night
Pennywise surprise by Turtle9376 September 22, 2017

pennywise smut 

THE BEST THING YOU CAN FIND ON TUMBLR
pERSON 1: PeNnYWiSe sMuT1!!!1!!!!!!11!!!!1!!
Person 2: wtf man ur going 2 hell

pennywise slut 

A guy or girl who is basically a slut but with the addition of being like pennywise the clown. Not to be confused with ignorant slut.
Dude, you hear Darin is a pennywise slut.
pennywise slut by Anunknownuser April 23, 2018

pennywise smut 

the worst thing you can find on tumblr
p1: pennywise smut is GROSS
p2: ikr
pennywise smut by whitehappy November 26, 2018
Stephen king's greatest creation, Pennywise, is not actually a real clown. It is a malvolient entity that takes the shape of the thing you are most afraid of.
Humans cannot comprehend it's true form and anybody who has ever seen it has gone mad. Pennywise is actually a female, but preferes the shape of a male clown, because it attracts foolish children that eventually become the monster's food
Pennywise is the greates character ever created by Stephen King
pennywise by Myzrael September 21, 2005
A new pronoun for people that refer to themselves with the pronouns “they”, “them”, or “it”.
Hey, I’m in the group Brockhampton, and my pronouns are they, them, and pennywise.
Pennywise by Chasethemoney100 October 23, 2019
1. Pennywise the Dancing Clown (Robert "Bob" Gray or It) is actually a pregnant female that originated in a void containing and surrounding the Universe. It's final form in the physical realm is a 15 foot high black spider, which is the closest the human mind can get to understanding It's actual physical form. It's natural form exists in a realm beyond the physical called the deadlights. The closest description we get in the book (IT by Stephen King) of this is "an endless hairy thing which was made of light and nothing else, orange light, dead light that mocked life."

It's natural enemy is the Turtle.

2. Pennywise is an American punk rock band that was formed in 1988.

3. Penny Wise is a pseudonym for The Simpsons writer Jon Vitti.
1. Pennywise, when around Eddie, likes to take on the form of a leper and ask him if he wants a blowjob.

2. Pennywise's self-titled debut was in 1991.

3. Penny Wise wrote the episodes "Another Simpsons Clip Show" and "The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular".
Pennywise by Arc of Reason June 30, 2008
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