penis goo

Penis Goo is a nice way of saying sperm or c*m.

Rachel: hey ya might not want to sit on Alex's bed, it's full of Penis Goo.

Rebecca: good lookin' out! the guys such a compulsive masturbator.

by lovezit April 7, 2005

Penis Gooster

When a large amount of nut drips down your shaft and gets your shaft stuck to your sack creating a vacuum seal.

I have a penis gooster and it won’t come apart!

by lamronnem April 6, 2024

Penis-curling good

Expression used to imply a most unexpectedly satisfactory sexual conquest of a person of lesser attractiveness, usually of the same sex.

Last night I had a great time with that subpar Swedish guy, it was penis-curling good.

by Zettai Zetsumei October 22, 2009

Good Penis Day

A day when your penis is larger and floppier than normal.

Once Barry realized he was having a good penis day, nothing could get him down.

by jbarryd October 27, 2016

goofy penis

when you bounce on yo home boy dick and it breaks

yeah I did the goofy penis on him

by johngreenballs February 8, 2022

Goose penis

Another name for a circumcised penis.

"I heard that she only likes goose penis"

"I heard that guy doesn't have any sexual stamina because he has a goose penis"

by Ant Champ October 23, 2008

uneducated goose penis

The best insult to give someone that has displayed no intelligence what so ever.

Drew is such an uneducated goose penis!

Why is there so many uneducated goose penis' here?

by The Basic January 8, 2014