penelope garcia

penelope garcia is the best person ever, she is in criminal minds. she is the most loveable person ever and she can do no wrong. everyone feels loved and safe around her

person 1: i think taissa farmiga is the best person ever

honey: false! the best person ever is penelope garcia 😁
person 1: what about jennifer aniston?

honey: no, it is only penelope garcia, and it will always be her

by thesecondbestpersonafterMitchR August 26, 2021

Lady Penelope

classy way to talk about a vagina

"Lady Penelope is vacationing at the Red Sea"

"Lady Penelope likes lacey things"

by absentmind November 12, 2011

penelope pitstop

Absolutely gorgeous message board chick

That poster is soooo pp

by sausage October 12, 2004

Dirty Penelope

masturbating and having an orgasm in public

she totally pulled a dirty Penelope in class

by hand123456789 December 29, 2021

Penelope Cruz

The HOTTEST woman who has ever walked the earth. She is from Spain with dark hair, dark eyes, and light olive skin. She is truly the epitome of Mediterranean beauty.

God, what I would give to have just one hour with Penelope Cruz in my bedroom.

by Mplad May 2, 2008

dirty penelope

To shove a rose stem up ones ass then suck a dick while trying to shit the stem out.

He did a dirty penelope

by James the dick May 17, 2016

Penelope Syndrome

A person who continually has to one up everyone else around them...based off the character Penelope from SNL

Homegirl has been getting on my nerves lately, she totally has Penelope Syndrome.

by goodayyy May 6, 2008