Pendulum Balls

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The term for a saggy pair of balls that belong to a gentlemen of the older age set. Normally accompanying a broom dick.

Old guy "Man my balls are starting to really sag"

Young guy" HAHA! You have pendulum balls!"

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Really saggy balls resemballing a science intstrument known as pendulums

That old guy has pendulum balls mommy!

funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

Word of the Day on October 13, 2026

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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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