The practice of Peef is to have a case of such explosive shits that you rocket yourself through the ceiling. It also is when some one shits so hard they tear a hole in their pants or their toilet. The last person to have a case of Peef launched themselves into orbit and was hit by a Satilite, this tragic story is a prime example of why you should wish to never have peef, this is why you never want to go to Chipotle.
Damn bro I just had the biggest fucking Peef ever my house broke.!
by Rscott1st January 25, 2019
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"Bro I just peefed on katies butt when we were cuddle fuckin"
by 1%penis January 9, 2018
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A portmanteau of penis and boof. To understand the joys of the peef one must be familiar with the second most noble way to take a drug: the boof.

Once you have read up on the art of boofing, apply that knowledge to your penis. That my friend, is the peef.
My ass was too sore from boofing all that kratom last night so today I opted to peef it instead.
by Mistah White D July 4, 2019
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When you and your mates are beyond lean and you're just super peefed - blazed beyond definition.
Dude after that cross joint I'm so fucking peefed.
by mjwick September 3, 2015
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