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Peanut Butter Time

The period of time when one is past the tired stage and is now very quirky/loopy/queer. Strange/silly activities may take place during this period including but not limited to singing about beavers, eating peanut butter by the spoonful, and making whale noises while listening to peaceful instrumentals. Now on occasion this period of time can turn negative when the one experiencing the delusions is upset and/or uncomfortable with someone or something. When this is the case there may be hazards and said person may be found spitting words with venomous tone, shutting the power off in the house, and/or sharpening knives. No one has ever been hurt by someone in this state but many have been engulfed in fear. Usually the person falls asleep after time. But when the person awakes they do not remember the occurences.
Anna- Go to SLEEP!
Sean- (While strumming guitar) MAMA! Why am I a beaver!
Anna- I swear if you don't go to bed....
Roger- Just ignore him, he is experiencing Peanut Butter Time...
Anna- Where did he go?
Roger- Lock the door...
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Peanut Butter Time

The act of laying on a recliner with your legs spread wide apart. Then dig your hand into a container of peanut butter. Spread that handful all over your scotum covering the entire base. It is also a good idea to put some on the tip of your dick. Then call your dag and or cat in and let them lick it off your scrotum.
Joao grabbed the Jiff peanut butter and loudly proclaimed so his dog could hear "Its peanut butter time."
Peanut Butter Time by phillip39 April 14, 2010

peanut butter jelly time 

Peanut Butter Jelly Time originated with a flash animation that showed a Banana dancing wildy about the screen rapping the following lyrics: "Peanut Butter Jelly Time Peanut Butter Jelly Time(repeats several times), Peanut Butter Jelly with a baseball bat, Peanut Butter Jelly with a baseball bat."
Use it in moments of extreme silliness, Like when class starts or something.

Peanut butter doggy time 

When a girl puts peanut butter all over her vagina, and lets her dog into her room. Her dog then licks her vagina until all the peanut butter is gone. The woman will get sexually pleasured. This is just like a man eating a woman out, so the woman has a high chance of an orgasm.
Sally: Want to come over tonight so we can eat each other out?

Carley: I can't my mom already caught me watching lesbian porn, so now I'm grounded. Maybe next week!

Sally: Seriously, now I have to peanut butter doggy time.

Peanut Butter Jelly Time 

Peanut Butter Jelly Time is a "Booty House" song produced by DJ Chipman from The Buckwheat Boyz.

It is speculated that the song is referencing a car with a purple paint job, brown leather interior, and wood grain steering wheel & trim. The peanut butter is the brown leather interior, the jelly is the purple paint job, and the baseball bat is the wood grain steering wheel & trim. DJ Chipman continues to say "now there he go," and "where he at," throughout the song, referring to the person driving this car.

The song was used for an internet meme on Albino Black Sheep, created by Ryan Etrata, and inspired by Kevin Flynn. The meme featured a dancing banana shaking maracas, including "IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!," in yellow text.

After the success of the meme, Family Guy featured a skit where Brian tries to cheer up Peter by performing the song in a banana suit.
That Family Man show ripped off Ryan Etrata by doing their own version of the Peanut Butter Jelly Time song.
Peanut Butter Jelly Time by iambum November 10, 2009

peanut butter jelly time 

A song written by rapper MC Chris that was later turned into a flash animation featuring the dancing n00b banana. family Guy once did a spoof on it, which is where most people think it originated from.
peanut butter jelly time by skimsauce September 12, 2006

Peanut Butter Jelly Time 

Internet phenomenon. It began with a song by the Buckwheat Boyz by the same name. A Flash animation shows a highly pixelated banana with four limbs dancing to the music.

In Family Guy, Brian dressed up as a banana and danced to cheer up Peter.
Computer speakers-"It's peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat"

Guy-"Why is there an anthropomorphic banana on this computer screen?"
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