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To grab the length of a person's tie, yank it down, and push the knot up as far as you can. This results in the victim struggling to breathe, and also makes it very difficult to undo the knot as it has become so small (hence the word "peanut"). Done mostly by school kids as a prank on each other.
...and then he peanutted me, so I kicked him in the balls.
by Atomik Spongeface July 12, 2008
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When your pee stream is split in half by a bit of dried semen stuck in your urethra
Ex 1: I woke up this morning to take a piss, and missed the toilet bc I had a peanut
Ex 2: bro when my girlfriend wanted a golden shower last night, she was surprised by a peanut; one for each titty
by Dick toes August 27, 2018
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Someone that acts out of order, obnoxious, and does not have the knowledge of the outside world.
He's a real peanut now a days.
by Sun Rhythms October 14, 2004
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To do well. An accomplishment. The opposite form of how normally used. Grand. Excitement.
Peanuts! I just found one hundred dollars on the floor. Peanuts! She said yes.
by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits September 26, 2007
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A card high-speed game that is a hybrid of solitaire and Speed.
We all went over to Rosie's place last night for a intense game of Peanuts.
by Minck February 19, 2009
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a small being who contains absolutely no intelligence and annoys the fuck out of every person it can.
Person 1: Hey have you met Ellen?
Person 2:Well i saw it but it was so ugly to look at i turned and ran away
Person 1:what a fucking peanut
by codplayer June 27, 2011
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