Pauly's 

"Are you telling Pauly's?"
A term used to ask if someone is telling lies.
Synonyms: lies, porky's

Are you telling Pauly's?

Pauly's by Amlexius December 12, 2018

Pauly’s Gouch

The poo stained piece of skin between a pre-pubescent ball sack and a well used rusty sheriffs badge that’s been penetrated by more darts than the International Darts league dart board.

Have you smelt Pauly’s Gouch today? He must have been punched hard last night!!

Pauly’s Gouch by Victor 1 Jukes June 17, 2018

Paul's Uncle

One who has done everything and owns anything you can think of.

Guy 1: DUDE! I WISH I HAD A TELEPORTATION DEVICE
Guy 2: Paul's uncle owns one.
Guy 1: typical.

Paul's Uncle by Paul's Real Uncle June 24, 2011

Paul's Uncle

Paul's Uncle is a non-fictional person. He is what you claim to be a God. He is what you call the ultimate uncle. You will always hear things about Paul's Uncle amongst your friends.

Guy 1: Dude I just learned Ninjitsu from my dad.
Guy 2: Paul's Uncle IS NINJITSU
Guy 1: oh damn

Paul's Uncle by Paul's Mom June 28, 2011

St Paul’s academy 

A school in south east London ran by some shithead known as miss malone. The place it toxic and by the time you’re done with it, you’d be even dumber.

Bob:What school do yu go?

John:St paul’s academy

Phill: raaa that place is the definition of shit 🤣

Bob: truss miss malone looks like a cantaloupe

John: you man are just being dickheads

Bob: how?

Phill: nah but on a real g, I don’t know who in the almighty fucks let that dumbass woman take over a school

Bob: I can’t tell if they were drunk or sober when they made that decision 😂

John: you man are just waffling now

St Paul’s academy by My name Jeff 🥴 August 26, 2019

Paul's Boutique 

A crappy brand of clothing worn only by Chavs. I looks like it was desgined by a 6 year old and is usually worn with another Paul's Boutique item, such as the bag or the shoes or whatever. If you see someone wearing such trash, you will know that they're working their way up to that ASBO!

Chav Girl 1: omg, don't I look gawjuss in my Paul's Boutique jacket and bag and shoes?!

Chav Girl 2: omg yeah! And your leggings go great! Plus, that bun on top of your head is giving you an awesome facelift!

Paul's Boutique by sideways gary February 8, 2012

Going to Paul's 

Taken from the dire Glade Touch n' Fresh advert where a whiny child declares to his mum that he is 'Going to Paul's house to do a poo' purely because they have the aforementioned fragrancing product in the toilet.

Jo "Are you ready?"
Alison "Give me five, I'm just going to Paul's"

Going to Paul's by Brooksey July 28, 2009