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Patricking 

The act of claiming ownership of a girl to another guy, in a sneaky way so that the girl doesn't notice.
Did you see Jason the other night? He had his arm around Kira and kept glaring at me when she wasn't looking. Totally patricking me.
Patricking by kickbotor December 9, 2011
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Patricking 

The act of licking someone's vagina recently (within 48 hours) after someone else has ejaculated into it.
"Yeah, he didn't know I banged his girl while he was out at sea, so when he got home and dropped on her, he was totally patricking."
Patricking by BizarroTravis January 11, 2009

Patricking 

The act of licking someone's vagina recently (within 48 hours) after someone else has ejaculated into it.
"Yeah, he didn't know I banged his girl while he was out at sea, so when he got home and dropped on her, he was totally patricking."
Patricking by BizarroTravis February 7, 2008

patrioting

The pressure on my car's wheels were to high so I had to start patrioting
patrioting by N0H0M0H0B0 January 25, 2015

patricking 

to over-excite one's self, to the point that they must extricate this energy in some fashion.

Common ways of extracition include:
crossing arms and rubbing fervently
placing hands on one's face and shaking head quickly
making wild faces whilst extending arms out in exuberance
Katie: "Stop patricking and calm down, we need to pracice!"

Patrick: *hands over face, shaking*

Jacob: (to Andy)"Wow, he hasn't patricked this badly in days."

Andy: "Yeah, let's replace him"
patricking by Musicalandy February 10, 2008

Patricking 

patricking; to shut down a game as a joke, with an intention to humour others.
Hey, stop patricking!
Patricking by duisahxsiuxdsjdsj December 1, 2017