Parmaggedon 

An armaggedon of insults or ''pars''.

''Your momma is so ghetto she breast feeds kool-aid!'' ''OHHHHH!!! Parmaggedon!''

Parmaggedon by Youmustbemad November 20, 2011

Parmageddon 

An urban eating strip in suburban Melbourne, Australia on any given Tuesday, Wednesday or Thursday night.

Chalkboards toting "Parma Nite" will line the streets indicating venues where the local ritual of worshiping and celebrating poorly cooked Parmigiana is perpetuated by alcoholics and students.

I'm starved but it's like parmageddon down here... Let's go to chinatown instead.

Parmageddon by jojolalalalalalalalala February 3, 2012

Parmageddon 

The prophesied location of a gathering of armies for a battle during the end times. Generally used to describe any end-of-world scenario, typically involving those who perform their duties, and those who do not, and as such do not tolerate the dead weight and wish to smite them.

'If you don't stop making excuses for your poor performance and complaining, we shall bring Parmageddon...'

Parmageddon by JSlag October 2, 2017

parmageddon 

How Goldfinger and his shady sidekick Oddjob viewed their last-minute forfeiting of da infamous "cheater being cheated" golf-game wif James Bond.

It only served da dishonest "Midas-touch" character right to have lost da unfairly-rigged ball-putting round to Double-Oh-Seven, but it still felt like a total parmageddon to his selfish mind!

parmageddon by QuacksO January 21, 2024

Chicken Parmageddon 

When you eat so much chicken Parm that you fall into a food coma so deep that the simulation breaks, and reality is forgotten by all those involved.

Kyle; Yo dude you ate a lot
Skyler; back up bro, there’s about to be a chicken parmageddon up in this muh
*reality crashes, blue screen of heat death*

Chicken Parmageddon by Skloo April 16, 2024