When your cat(s) sit on you in the most inconsiderate ways, but you just accept it because they silly billy monkey fishes.
Hey babe!! Can you grab my drink? I got da cat paralysis. Cheeto Margariti and Lucas Dacoco are sleeping on my foot.
by Updog9000 November 2, 2022
An inability to follow latest fashion trends. Someone who suffers fashion paralysis tends to wear same outfit again and again (even though it's completely obsolete in terms of trend, as long as it usable and not damaged) and won't bother to buy any new outfit
For people who tell me that i'm broke: I've got money, but i'm suffering fashion paralysis. And i just buy an outfit which makes me comfortable
by Sir. B December 5, 2021
by Licc November 22, 2020