The lightning fast swats of a cat’s murder mitten. Coined by comedian Tony Baker.
The dog better leave Mr. Whiskers alone or else he’s gonna get some skibbity paps right to the nose.
by October 15, 2023
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People use this phrase when talking about people who are “dead asf” and when their grandparents fall down stairs
Dude my dad pulled a camis pap yesterday
by jshahawk June 4, 2021
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When a person gives someone anal sex, cums, then pees inside the anal cavity
If you don't shut up I'll give you the pap pap tonight.
by Unisbitch August 5, 2018
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To have been let down or dogged at a particular time or event.
Hey man, did you go out with John last night?

"Nah me, he papped me last night"
by Urbanskater1 August 23, 2019
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(1) A public sullying of an innocent dude's name/reputation by falsely claiming that he is the father of your love-baby.
(2) A drop of blood or a cheek-swabbing that's applied to a glass lab-specimen-slide in preparation for a paternity-test. Often a follow-up action that's prompted by Definition #1.
A sneaky new way for a crooked doctor to generate extra income during "slow periods of business" is to solicit one or more local unwed mothers to involve a fairly-well-off bachelor in a Pap smear, so that said unfortunate dude will be obliged to hire said doctor to perform a paternity-test to clear his name.
by QuacksO June 30, 2018
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