When you are about to ejaculate inside her and she pulls you out only to cum all over her chest from which you grab the toilet paper on her bedside and you slap down the layers to catch the cum glaze now drizzling off her chesticles like a Papier-mâché.
On feeling Josh's schlong pulsating with the rhythm of her flower spot, Ambz grabbed the base and pulled me out and let the fire hose extinguish. With her sauce spot (belly button) now over flowing, the flood of the sweet mayonaise was dried like a papier-mâché pinatá.
by Sebbdawgydogggg November 02, 2021
A sometimes painful and irritating condition achieved when tissue paper is used to wipe ejaculate away from the penis after sex or masturbation and a small piece sticks to the head or foreskin and dries. Careless removal without the precise application of moisture can result in loss of penis due to the immense strength of the male natural adhesive
A: why are you limping?
B: i papier-mâchéd myself last night and just tried to rip it off
A: ouch...
B: my dick looks like a paint-by-numbers...
B: i papier-mâchéd myself last night and just tried to rip it off
A: ouch...
B: my dick looks like a paint-by-numbers...
by skeebe03 January 16, 2011
by urdseloep August 17, 2021
A french 'swear' we taught to all the people at work.
When said angrily, to the ears of a non-french speaker, you definitely sound like you're swearing
when infact, you're really saying "Paper bag"
When said angrily, to the ears of a non-french speaker, you definitely sound like you're swearing
when infact, you're really saying "Paper bag"
by Korochuun August 15, 2008
When you're fucking a girl from the rear, either in her puss-puss or bunky hole...you pull out and ejaculate all over her back, then immediately cover the fresh sticky with newspaper.
I Papier-mâchéd Christine because I don't respect her, and also because I still have a subscription to the Wall Street Journal.
by Goldie B. January 12, 2018