paper bag job

adj. used to describe (mainly) females whom posses good bodies yet have faces like a smacked arse... reffering to using a paper bag to cover their ugly faces during sex

Lad 1: Phwoar, look at that ass
(she turns around)
Lad 2: Damn she fell outta the ugly tree
Lads 1&2: Still give her one, paper bag job!

by englandsnumberonehockeygoalkeeper August 28, 2006

Two paper bag job

A woman so ugly that two paper bags are needed during intimacy, one over her head and one over yours, in case hers falls off.

Mmm... two paper bag job, is she?

by Lonehelmet January 7, 2011

gaffa tape and paper bag job

a woman who has a really gorgeous body but who has a dodgy voice and a minging face so the only way you can bring yourself to fuck her is if you stick gaffa tape (duct tape) over her mouth and a paper bag on her head

scary spice

by jamfsob August 6, 2003