pants on fire
1. to lie so badly that, theoretically your pants will burst into flames. popularized by the kindergarten chant, "liar liar pants on fire!".
2. to be painfully gay.
2. to be painfully gay.
so then i told her i'm puff daddy's personal coke tender, and she bought it. i'm surprised my pants didn't catch fire on the spot.
pants on fire by Dickie Moist October 7, 2003
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