Pancake Shit 

When a guy really needs to take a crap, the shitstorm begins to leave his ass the moment his underwear falls
below the faultline (his butthole)....He then begins what us men call "The move". The synchronized motion of yanking one's shorts down while beginning to shit while also sitting down on the crapper, all in one fluid beautiful motion.
This move does not though allow time to check if your wife left the seat up. The existence of a "down position" will result in what men will forever refer to as a "pancake shit"...otherwise referred to as a cake dump, or "laying a flattie".

My damn maid cleaned my bathroom and left the seat down.....after a night out on the town and a 2AM taco bell run, I ran in there with some projectile gurgling shit comin out of my stinkhole, I had no time to turn the light on.....
You guessed right boys, Pancake Shit.....

Pancake Shit by zuluwarrior November 29, 2009

shit pancake 

When a girl takes a shit on your stomach, and then uses that ass to smear the shit all around. She then repeats this process until your entire stomach is caked in shit, shaped like a pancake. She then pisses on it(adding the maple syrup), then you both eat it together. Usually performed while one of you is dressed like an Eskimo, and the other like Jabba the Hut.

In 1928, a Jewish woman refused to give Hitler a shit pancake. He vowed to get back at her somehow.

shit pancake by BlackPeopleareAwesome March 30, 2016

Californian Shit Dog Pancake Spanker 

Mexican that immigrated from Mexico, that stands outside of Home Depot looking for work, and look for Old Flabby Asses to spank

Romil: Hey you that Californian Shit Dog Pancake Spanker over there.
Adam: Hell yeah, I bet he's clappin' granny ass

Californian Shit Dog Pancake Spanker by #OldFlabbyAss December 10, 2018

are you shitting on my pancakes 

that's what i exclaim when i dont believe what i just heard or saw

alexander: wow, that caitlynn girl is pretty pimp tight yo

god: are you shitting on my pancakes?! she's more than pimp tight that girl is straight thug, hoe!

alexander: heck yes!

are you shitting on my pancakes by ghetto mama April 19, 2005

shittin' pancakes 

when a person's asshole is stretched to gaping proportions, like grand canyon wide, causing them to take a shit that is equal in circumference to a pancake.

dude, you put that up your ass? you're gonna be shittin' pancakes.

shittin' pancakes by plus the bear December 9, 2008

shitting pancakes 

When one's ass is so wide and stretched out (from anal activity) that their excrement comes out in a form that is wider than it is deep/long. That is, a form similar to that of a pancake.

Person A: Marissa spent Saturday night with LeRoy (an educated black man who loves ass-play).

Person B: Ouch. She must be shitting pancakes by now.

shitting pancakes by pauly sprockets July 25, 2011

shitty pancakes 

When your partner shits the bed and your tossing and turning rolls it flat like a pancake when you find it in the morning.

"Yo dude my girl left me some shitty pancakes for in the morning! She shit the bed last night and my tossing and turning made it flat as a pancake!

shitty pancakes by Nevec February 6, 2014