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Palauan

A person from Palau, or who has the mind-set of a person from Palau. Palauan is a state of mind.

Palauans usually...

1. Are on "Island Time." Things happen when they happen.
2. Have a booty-to-back drop of almost 90 degrees.
3. Tell someone "yes" by raising their eyebrows.
4. Have a lot of swag.
5. Enjoy doing sales tax.
6. Like apple pie.
7. Prefer Cowboy Coffee, or Iced Cowboy Coffee.
8. Suit up.
"Barack Obama walks like a Palauan."

"Yeah, he is pretty smooth."
Palauan by Tiger Lily Stark September 3, 2011
Words you can keep

Palauan Snow Plow 

When a man ejaculates just outside of a woman's vagina, then proceeds to plow his penis swiftly and unexpectedly into her vagina, pushing the cum inside. May result in injury upon both ends.
"Dave, Sarah's in the hospital!"
"Yeah, John gave her a Palauan Snow Plow last night."
Palauan Snow Plow by Skinny_Bones December 1, 2019

Palacanshirt 

a mild word meaning an idiot or someone who is clueless in their mind.
Shut up Jack! You are such a palacanshirt, god damn.
Palacanshirt by Miowak March 6, 2022

paladank 

Paladank is the name for a old man named matt.
Omg he' s such a paladank
paladank by EpicGamer 1092 February 17, 2022
A friend looking for relationship advice from a master
A young Palawan came to me asking about a friend
Palawan by Jimmythefish168 June 30, 2018

paladantryan 

I would love to humor you but I’m afraid your joke was paladantryan

Paladantryan means simple I wonder why it’s so complex
paladantryan by Luna_Aklypß April 21, 2020

paladantryan 

That fart joke was paladantryan
paladantryan by Luna_Aklypß April 26, 2020
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1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

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Literally 1984 

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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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