Pakistani kiss

A Mark left on the sheet when you sit down after you've been working hard, and the sweat has washed the s*** stains down your bottom.

darling, I told you use a wet wipe when you take your pants off at the end of a hard day, you've left a Pakistani kiss on my nice clean sheet!

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Pakistani Kiss

When you are in the middle of a deep make out session, blow into your partner’s mouth. You have performed a Pakistani Kiss.

Last night I gave some chick named Stephanie a wicked Pakistani Kiss. Her panties were absolutely soaking afterwards.

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