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Pagosa Springs 

A demonic shit hole of a town. Where shady people go to dwell and smoke crystal meth.
If you want smoke crystal meth and be a piece of shit move to Pagosa Springs .

Pagosa springs 

A tourist town in southwestern Colorado. Most well know for it's easy access to Wolf Creek Ski Resort, as well as easy access to Methamphetamine. This town is also home to The Springs Resort and Spa, one of the things most tourists do while in town.
"Hey mom what does that picture of a homeless man holding a needle on map mean?"
"That's pagosa springs Billy, don't ever go there."
Pagosa springs by Coka~Cole February 5, 2018

Pagosa Springs 

A small town located in Southern Colorado filled with hicks, rednecks, and hippies. The high school students in this town who have lived there all their lives are blissfully unaware of the outside surroundings of the real world, and are in for a rude awakening. Unfortunately, most will not move away from this town for fear of the unkown, and will follow in the footsetps of their parents becoming farmers, and overall unipmortant, usless people in society.
Hey, have you been to Pagosa Springs? Ya, my parents made me move there senior year. It totally sucks!
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026