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Pagosa Springs 

A demonic shit hole of a town. Where shady people go to dwell and smoke crystal meth.
If you want smoke crystal meth and be a piece of shit move to Pagosa Springs .

Pagosa springs 

A tourist town in southwestern Colorado. Most well know for it's easy access to Wolf Creek Ski Resort, as well as easy access to Methamphetamine. This town is also home to The Springs Resort and Spa, one of the things most tourists do while in town.
"Hey mom what does that picture of a homeless man holding a needle on map mean?"
"That's pagosa springs Billy, don't ever go there."
Pagosa springs by Coka~Cole February 5, 2018

Pagosa Springs 

A small town located in Southern Colorado filled with hicks, rednecks, and hippies. The high school students in this town who have lived there all their lives are blissfully unaware of the outside surroundings of the real world, and are in for a rude awakening. Unfortunately, most will not move away from this town for fear of the unkown, and will follow in the footsetps of their parents becoming farmers, and overall unipmortant, usless people in society.
Hey, have you been to Pagosa Springs? Ya, my parents made me move there senior year. It totally sucks!

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026