packet sniffer

someone who sniffs out peoples balls

oh josh? hes a right packet sniffer

by jamesbond2007 December 13, 2017

poon packet

a nice tight, well looked after vagina

she has a beautiful little poon packet

by you know boy July 11, 2008

Chip Packet

Something which can be used as litter, don't litter, it turns water into acid. Also a big nerd in my eyes.

"Don't drop that chip packet, or you'll be drinking acid!"

by Mr Rooster February 25, 2018

Ketchup packet

A ketchup packet is girl code for if a girl (or biological female) is on their period.

Girl: *gasps and looks scared*
Guy friend: what's wrong?
Girl : shakes her head no*
Female friend: *gasps* ketchup packet..?
Girl: nods

by TransB!tch February 17, 2020

packet kiddie

retarded delusional vomit faced phsycotic sheep fuckers

12year old kids that think they know hacking. they THINK. Blimey, thats a bit too much credit. In reality, they only know how to lag people because their friend who also knows nothing (about anything) showed them how. Step by step.

by the truth March 5, 2005

twinkie packet

A man who is incapable of using a condom properly, it ends up spitting. (insult)

Look at you! Your dad is a Twinkie packet, you're a mistake!

by Jacob Marley April 10, 2017

wank packet

A former vessel of snack goods such as 'chips' or Haribo which has been emptied and substituted for tissue roll or a condom in the event of an untimely 'free' wank.
Typically made of plastic. Often the corners are torn to allow more room to aim the wank.

"You're a wank packet."

by wordcount September 9, 2014