Prove it

Want me to believe?

Wait a tad longer .. ?

Then prove it ..

What you say .. and that it’s really you ..

Never thought I’d make demands .. not my style .. I prefer to drop hints ..

Anyways .. time is a healer for broken hearts but it can also be the opposite for full hearts …

Left broken ..

Always said time will tell, quite simply love .. you’ve ran out ..

Only need the heads up .. before my head destroys this completely

If you don’t understand this I guess you will never understand me ..

All or nothing ..

Needs grounding in reality ..

Otherwise .. what is this? Pure fantasy?

Prove it … or not ..

Your call ..

by LetsTalkAboutX March 9, 2023

Prove it

A phrase that, if used in the right way, will guarantee your victory in an argument. It can also be used to annoy anyone you use it against. Most commonly followed by "conversation terminated."

Some dude: "You're gay!!!"

You (Sly dog): "Prove it."

Some dude: "... fuck you"

You: "You can't. Conversation terminated."

by EetFuk August 4, 2009

prove it

A term used in reply to someone who is making a statement that you either disagree with or say just for the hell of not agreeing with them.

Most often used when someone does not want to admit something.

*The only way something can be proven is with a pencil sketch showing that the statement is in fact valid.

Dave: Dude, Wendy is so hot!
Thomas: Prove it.
Dave: I have a picture, look!
Thomas: NO! That isn't a pencil sketch.

Chris: I made some awesome cupcakes yesterday.
Andy: Prove it.
*Chris draws a picture of himself making cupcakes entitled, Yesterday*
Chris: There! I proved it!
Andy: True dat!

by Dr. Octagonapus March 4, 2009

Prove it

It is a challenge during Horse. It is a variation on the basketball game Horse. When a player misses a shot and receives the final letter E, they can say prove it and the other player has to remake the shot. If they do game is over otherwise the letter E is not earned and play continues.

Example of Prove it Dammit bro you can’t make that crazy shot again prove it!”

by Got wood August 15, 2019

Prove It

A sure fire pick up line.

Her: “I have 3 nipples”
You: “Both of you prove it”
Her friend: “But I don’t have 3 nipples.”
You: “Prove it.”

by TerribleAsian December 2, 2018

Prove it

When you are talking to somone and they state the obvious tell them to prove it. I will confuse them therfore leading them to ask questions.

Prove it can be used to confuse, irriatate, or just for fun when board.
(got this from my brother)

scottpenn13: prove it
L o o pdloop00: prove what!?!?
scottpenn13: "it"
L o o pdloop00: you cant prove IT
scottpenn13: do you know what you are trying to pove?
L o o pdloop00: no
scottpenn13: then how do you know you cant prove it
L o o pdloop00: it is a pronoun as in nonexistant unless it is put into actual being, therefore, IT cannot be proved unless the term IT is proved itself.
L o o pdloop00: HA
L o o pdloop00: BEAT THAT
scottpenn13: you suck

by Chris West September 2, 2004

prove it

-A term used to annoy or confuse someone for shits and giggles.
-A way to end a conversation that you don't want to continue; used to stop a conversation from starting.
--Can be used to tease someone for stating the obvious.
-Stating that you are choosing to ignore someone.
-Can be used after someone else says anything; does not have to make any sense.

Example 1:
Dave: Hey Jon, do you know where my toothpaste is?
Jon: Prove it.
Dave: ....What?

Example 2:
Jon: Hello dave, whats up?
Dave: Hey Jon, not much, how are ya?
Jon: Alright.
Dave: Yea? Well I was just about to go to the store to pick up some food for my cat mittens and...
Jon: Prove it.
Dave: .....

Example 3:
Dave: Hey Jon, I'm going on a walk.
Jon: Prove it.
Dave: ...Damnit!

by goatstradamus September 1, 2008