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Where a group of introverts join forces once per week to preform gay actions, and try to be actors, despite there inability to act, sing or dance. There are two slags that go to PQA Tunbridge Wells, both called Grace. One is Grace Barlow and one is Grace Mason, they both are rich slags, who don’t know how to shut up about there expensive habits of drugs and giving head under the bridges to men who give them £20 for weed (mainly Grace Barlow). They are hoes, and nothing else. They also get with men many years older than them at house parties (once again Grace Barlow). PQA is often a shit show, held together poorly by a woman called Verity. They also go to LA every now and again, and that’s quite good.
Person 1: yo, I just joined PQA
Person 2: leave while you have the chance
PQA by WhereHaveYouJon January 5, 2019
Stands for Post Quarantine After Party (PQAP).

After any lockdown, members of society slowly get more stir crazy as if they are bubbles in a shaken champagne bottle. As restrictions wind down, the relief of lockdown ending turns into a massive worldwide party known as PQAP. Bottles are popped, streets are filled with celebration, and for many months the world is in pure, unadulterated exhilaration.

PQAP will put the 1970s to shame.
I started my PQAP in May of 2020, but I think everyone else is starting their PQAP this summer. Everyone better wear their raincoats because PQAP is going to get moist.

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This is the rock bottom of boredom. You're so bored and your brain is on auto-pilot that you no longer are aware of what your hands and typing. So you start out typing alternating from right to left from the top row of alphabets on your keyboard but you can no longer maintain awareness as your muscle memory kicks in and as soon as you get to the middle row you switch back to typing alternative alphabets from left to right since most of you are right handed. However as you descend down the rows you now also alternate between left to right and right to left as you go to the bottom row and you have now lost the grip of your reality and are no longer able to maintain a synchronicity. You're just on the verge of Death by boredom and you require an emergency intervention. Just to go to Youtube and watch Just for laugh gags videos.
No one: .....

You to yourself: Heck, did I just type "pqalzmowskxneijdcnurfhvbytg"?

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I hope noone ever finds this
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A phenomena that happens when you supposed to be doing something productive but instead your fingers become controlled by your bored brain and you type pqazolwsxikedcujmrfvyhntgb into a search engine.
When you drink a lot of water, and you really have to pee, and you look all around you, and there's no bathroom you can see, what do you do, type pqazolwsxikedcujmrfvyhntgb into a search engine and see what happens.

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When you type the letters in the most confusing way on the keyboard.
Student 1: Hey do you have a new pattern on the keyboard?
Student 2: pqalmzxnskwoeidjcnvbfhrytg
Student 1: *dies from boredom*
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