Posting Up

When you casually fuck your girl in a high school bathroom

Did you hear about that guy posting up his girlfriend in D wing?

by anon1288601 January 7, 2015

Posting yo schloink up in dat bich

Doing a gagiggle fuck without nutting

Posting yo schloink up in dat bich

by Official word Nugget November 20, 2023

postin up

To post up is to chill somewhere. For example, someones home, a street, or any other location.

-Where you at?

-I'm just postin up at my crib.

by Mark Connor December 17, 2008

postin' up

1. to hang out or chill somewhere
derived from the Houston rapper Paul Wall

"hey man what are you doing tonight?"
"Hey I'm just postin' up at Tony's tonight."

by kellen l. November 28, 2007

Postin Up

not just a pose... but a lifestyle. postin up is a privilege not a right. the origin of postin up can't officially be traced but it was believed to be started around the year 3000 B.C. when one posts up they find themselves in a state of relaxation, most of the time arms are folded and back is to a wall. if a wall is not present to "post" on, the postee can still "post up" with their arms folded taking a moderate athletic stance. a postee can not "post up" for more than 1 minute and 17 seconds at a time, violations of this essential rule can result in a loss of post privileges for the rest of said day.

me and my boy wilbert have been postin up in da post up zone.. where you been?

by mattyjthepostuplegend January 20, 2009

Postin' Up

When one has mud butt and is hershey squirting uncontrollably, leading to many trips to the bathroom just to wipe, generally resulting from drinking very cheap liquor

"I shouldn't have drank all that Arrow last night, i've been postin' up all morning"

by TommyK February 22, 2009

Porting Up

to stop what one's doing to light up, smoke, and enjoy a Newport menthol.

Chill for a second, I'm about to Port Up.

or.

I'll be there in a second after I'm done porting up.

by killyamomz2 October 4, 2008