Plank Wank

The act of masturbating in a plank like pose.

YOU GUYS ARE DISTRACTING ME FROM MY PLANK WANK.

My favorite way to masturbate is to Plank Wank.

by v-a-t-s August 07, 2013

Plank Wank

To perform the act of masturbation while laying on ones stomach then hold onto the ejaculation until rolled over to thus clean up the ejactulation.

Woah dude I had the best plank wank watching James OAT.
Jordan and Patrick were seen Plank wanking together!

by ThyReginator November 27, 2017

plank wank

A term devised by skaters for there hatred of Skateboarders, also see firewood.

i'm going to shove that plank wanks tray up his ass.

by Tim August 07, 2003

plank wank

a tern used to describe a litte ass-hole of a person ehos desided to waste his life pushing a bit oif wood round on wheels

by Anonymous August 10, 2003

plank me wank

The traditional greeting between frequent plank wankers and their plank wanking kin.

"Plank me wank" said the plank wanker to the wanker of planks.

by Chief Plank Wanker Of The Wanker Of Planks May 13, 2004

wank plank

A piece of wood that you put up against your door handle to stop anyone coming in your room.

hey whats he doing with that plank of wood
i think he's gona use it to stop anybody going into his room whiles he's doing stuff, he calls it his wank plank

by dec457 April 06, 2011

Wank plank

A thin-necked, floyd rose wielding guitar, built exclusively for shredding and other high speed guitar playing.

ie. Ibanez Jems, Esp, Superstrats etc...

Dude, Steve Vai's pink wank plank is sexy!! He can play 40 notes per second!!!!!

by Larocs March 20, 2007