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acronym. short for "party headquarters"

"I would go to your house party tonight, but Dave's house has already been declared PHQ."

PHQ by liquortine May 9, 2008

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PHQ

Texting shorthand. Sound it out: Ph as in Physical, Q as in Queue. Ph-Queue. Fuck you.

I heard that you did some bad acid and went

all Lebowski, running down the middle of the

street and getting arrested. LOL!

PHQ!

PHQ by Ellis Deer July 3, 2017

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PHQ • Phqst • phque • Phqwiqowjiwq

phq

A penis hugging queer; a male individual who affectionately embraces sexual male appendages regularly.

Get off of me, Mike, you dirty phq!

phq by BlownToShit June 21, 2008

phque

The resulting fusion of the phrase "fuck you". Term usually reserved for times of complete anger and inebriation.

i phhukin hate thish sbar...phque!!! I don need yer fshuckin help. git offf me! PHQUE!!!

phque by The Snainmaster April 20, 2005

Phqst

Best controller player of all time.

I just got 25 potted by Phqst, he might be the greatest player of all time.

Phqst by Epic Penis Eater September 11, 2022

Phqwiqowjiwq

eating eat as eating eats eating eating eat and eating eats eat eat eating eater

Are you a phqwiqowjiwq?

Phqwiqowjiwq by Mysterious Forky March 13, 2022

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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