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Many believe 'flange' is the correct spelling, but it's simply a misuse of the glorious English language. "Flange" is actually spelt, "PFLANGE," with a silent P.

You know it makes sense.

I was the first person to use it too. Anybody who denies that is simply a misuse of grammar jibing, misspelling fool! And hell YOU DON'T WANNA BE A MISUSE OF GRAMMAR JIBING, MISSPELLING FOOL!!!

Oh, and it can mean anything you like.
"Stop! Remove your pflange from my face or my MOM will shoot!" - the X-rated version of the classic film.

"MM THERE GURL U B LOOKIN MOIGHTY FOINE WIV YA PFLANGE N YA MINGE IN ME FACE.. OOH!"

"Lick it good, lick it good.. Lick that pflange just like you should," - a superior version to the vomit-inducing 'classic.'
pflange by Jen Taylor February 22, 2005
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plangettis 

Stoned, drowsy guy whose always high. Can be associated with a sloth.
Person 1: Hey, see that guy there?
Person 2: Yeah, he looks like Plangettis.
plangettis by Peter Plangettis November 4, 2013
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Reference - The IT Crowd (television show)

A fictional word with no definition
That's a plange. A plange for the computers
Plange by Garbil April 23, 2018

computer plange 

A plange for computers.

Unlike a regular plange, computer planges use electricity.

They make your computer easier to use.
"Oh, a plange for the computers?"
"Yes, computer plange."
computer plange by damn69 June 20, 2021

pflanzer 

A cheap person of jewish origin.
That pflanzer would only let us buy appetizers at Apple Bees , or the pflanzer wanted us to spot him some cheeda so he could buy pizza.
pflanzer by IH34RTVI4FR4 November 5, 2006

phlangeesing 

when you open your fridge only to discover a terrible smell. what is that well it could be anything cheese, pizza, soup, raw meat. who knows what. but in order to discover what the smell is you take everything out of your fridge and sniff everything. in the end you throw everything out in frustration.
so this morning i was phlangeesing....

not again troy! i told you to take care of your fridge! i am not helping you clean it out!
phlangeesing by ninjadrewzers:) January 2, 2011

pflanzer 

A piece of cheese that has moss on the side of it.
Oh no my cheese has been pflanzered.
pflanzer by dorone October 13, 2006