pesto 

Money–especially green, paper money–which is the same color as pesto.

"It's pay day, Denny! Time for the boss to put a dollop of pesto into our wallets. Ah, greenbacks!"

pesto by Banknotes Harper May 19, 2016

pesto 

In light of the direct italian translation meaning "to pound," to pesto something means to smash in a rather brute sexuall manner.

Bro, Brian pestoed that sloot way back.

pesto by Dick Lyman May 8, 2008

Pesto 

Another name for weed.

Jason: Hey is Ace here?
Ben: No I think he left early.
Jason: Damn because I wanted to buy some pesto off him after class.

Pesto by JitStone4s September 18, 2021

Pesto 

the most hated thing in the TWFanmily, along with “👀”

“did you see Tom posted about pesto again?”

Pesto by tomismypersonalsoldier June 22, 2021

pesto 

A potent mixture of marijuana aka headies and hash oil.

Chillin in the benzo
Puffin on dat pesto

pesto by Mr Blaze May 24, 2007

pesto 

Magic word by magician with a harelip.

"I wafe my mazzic wan, and PESTO!"

pesto by princess_prozac March 1, 2008

Pesto 

Pesto means an idiot someone who is stupid

"Isn't he so pesto"

Pesto by Ganggangroadman December 21, 2017